Lance Armstrong

Are there steroids available for baby-making? Then we declare Lance Armstrong guilty of using them! Armstrong has sired five children with two different women. His five year marriage to Kristin Richard produced three of them: Luke David Armstrong was born in 1999 and twin sisters Isabelle Rose and Grace Elisabeth followed in 2001. Due to Lance’s well-known battle with cancer, the children were made possible by banking his sperm prior to undergoing chemotherapy. This marriage was followed by Armstrong’s highly publicized relationship-turned-engagement-turned-split with musician Sheryl Crow. Purportedly the union came to an end because Armstrong didn’t want any more children but Crow did. Apparently he did want more children, just not with Crow. Lance Armstrong’s now-girlfriend Anna Hansen has given the controversial biker (and hugely successful cancer fundraiser) two more babies. Son Maxwell Edward Armstrong was born in 2009 and daughter Olivia Marie followed in 2010.

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